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1. A herd of cattle. 2. A hundred cars piled up. 3. Hundreds of people picking up nickels from a turned over armored car. 4. A sobriety check point. 5. Your boss when you're supposed to be at work. 6. Your principal when you're supposed to be at school. 7. Your spouse when you said you were out of town. 8. Your parents when you said you couldn't come home for the weekend. 9. Your ex with another person. 10. Even your dog having a better time than you. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a ...
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1. Now how am I supposed to drive constricted like that? 2. They're a pain in the neck, figuratively and literally. 3. What if the car catches fire? 4. I can't reach the radio with it on. 5. I can't reach the wine cooler with it on. 6. I read they can cause injuries. 7. I read they can cause infertility. 8. I'm a non-conformist. 9. I didn't vote for that law. 10. My car doesn't have them since I removed them. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a personal injury lawyer to follow if you ...
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1. We've never heard of you. 2. When did you send in your payment? 3. That's not an insured car. 4. Family members are excluded. 5. That's not a covered use. 6. The police have determined you're at fault. 7. Our own investigation has determined you're at fault. 8. While you were drunk, you admitted you were at fault. 9. We're cancelling your coverage. 10. Coverage for that? Not in your life. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a personal injury lawyer to follow if you have been in an ...
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1. I thought I had it. 2. I thought my parents paid for that. 3. You need insurance? 4. I'm sure I have it. 5. I must have insured the wrong car. 6. It was either insurance or have an awesome spring break. What would you do? 7. Dude, I'll get it later. 8. I had it when I registered the car. Isn't that enough? 9. Is it too late to buy it now, officer? 10. I'm broke, dude. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a personal injury lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also ...
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1. Rotten food. 2. Evidence of attempts to repair damage. 3. Parking tickets. 4. Baby things. 5. Bugs. 6. Stains. 7. Hair balls. 8. Broken ammonia bottles. 9. Missing stereos. 10. Missing spare tires. Here are ten more useful tips of advice from a personal injury lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn more about how to handle a personal injury in the Inland Empire, or any city, by calling the Law Offices of R. Sebastian Gibson at any of the numbers which can be ...
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1) Look at pedestrians. 2) Fail to watch the road. 3) Fail to yield to bicyclists. 4) Look for beach bunnies. 5) Look for snow bunnies. 6) Play video games 7) Read the want ads. 8) Crossword puzzles. 9) Personal grooming. 10) Dog grooming. Here are ten more useful tips of advice from a personal injury lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn more about how to handle a personal injury in Twentynine Palms, or any city, by calling the Law Offices of R. Sebastian ...
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1. Give a speech. 2. Make an economic plan to save some money. 3. Suspend his campaign. 4. Be conservative. 5. Reduce taxes 6. Distance himself from Bush. 7. Announce that the economy is fundamentally sound. 8. Be mavericky. 9. Call Joe the Plumber. 10. Blame Palin. Here are ten more useful tips of advice from a personal injury lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn more about how to handle a personal injury in Yucca Valley, or any city, by calling the Law ...
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1. Are you all right, you nitwit? 2. Are you crazy or did someone put out a contract on my life? 3. No, I will not handle this privately. We need to get the law here to arrest you. 4. Lets make sure no one else is hurt before I tell you what I really think. 5. Can I get your information? I may need to sue you. 6. Do you have insurance? Or did you forget that too? 7. Why did you run that light? In a hurry to go to a parole hearing? 8. Well excuuuuuse me, but aren't you the nincompoop here? 9. ...
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1. Doctor office dressing gowns. It would be my luck for someone to see me. 2. Touchy feely doctors. Who needs that? 3. Shots are still painful. That kind of pain gives me the willies. 4. I can live with the pain. I lived with my ex-wife for years. 5. Got better things to do, like watching sports. 6. Cold doctor hands. Don't they have hand warmers? 7. Might hear something bad. You know I don't like bad news. 8. Waiting room magazines. When are they ever going to get something men like. 9. ...
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1. Ask the police officers if they know anyone who would like to go out with you. 2. Ask for the other driver's measurements as well as their insurance information. 3. Ask the witnesses if any of them would like to give you a massage. 4. Ask the ambulance paramedic for a hot oil massage. 5. Ask the tow truck driver if they wouldn't mind if you rode up with them in the front seat. 6. Flag down assistance only from passing motorists in Porsches. 7. Spend time at the nurses station at the ...
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